{"product_id":"this-salad-tastes-like-id-rather-be-fat-86151","title":"This Salad Tastes Like I'd Rather Be Fat Tea Towel | Microfiber Kitchen Towel","description":"\u003cp\u003eWarm, cheeky, and honest — this microfiber tea towel brings a slice of personality to everyday kitchen moments. A playful illustrated woman enjoys a big bowl of salad while the caption reads “This salad tastes like I’d rather be fat,” blending humor with a relaxed, confident vibe. The soft, quick-drying microfiber feels substantial yet smooth, making it great for wiping counters, drying hands, or propping under bowls while you cook. Hemmed edges and a sewn-in care label add durability; the printed side keeps the artwork vibrant where it counts. It’s the kind of towel that sparks a smile when you reach for it during a busy weeknight or when friends gather for casual meals.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e\n- 85% microfiber polyester \/ 15% polyamide for fast absorbency and quick drying\u003cbr\u003e\n- Durable hemmed edges for longer life\u003cbr\u003e\n- One size: 16″ × 25″ (40.6cm × 63.5cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n- One-sided vibrant print with sewn-in care label\u003cbr\u003e\n- Made from blanks sourced from China; dark mockup colors may print brighter\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e\n- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e\n- Tumble dry: low heat\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Crown and Culture 3D Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43747638149185,"sku":"21730687993780200803","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0716\/4225\/1329\/files\/il_fullxfull.7933443461_i8r9.jpg?v=1775578618","url":"https:\/\/crownandculture3dgifts.com\/products\/this-salad-tastes-like-id-rather-be-fat-86151","provider":"Crown and Culture 3D Gifts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}