This Salad Tastes Like I'd Rather Be Fat Tea Towel | Microfiber Kitchen Towel

Warm, cheeky, and honest — this microfiber tea towel brings a slice of personality to everyday kitchen moments. A playful illustrated woman enjoys a big bowl of salad while the caption reads “This salad tastes like I’d rather be fat,” blending humor with a relaxed, confident vibe. The soft, quick-drying microfiber feels substantial yet smooth, making it great for wiping counters, drying hands, or propping under bowls while you cook. Hemmed edges and a sewn-in care label add durability; the printed side keeps the artwork vibrant where it counts. It’s the kind of towel that sparks a smile when you reach for it during a busy weeknight or when friends gather for casual meals.

Product features
- 85% microfiber polyester / 15% polyamide for fast absorbency and quick drying
- Durable hemmed edges for longer life
- One size: 16″ × 25″ (40.6cm × 63.5cm)
- One-sided vibrant print with sewn-in care label
- Made from blanks sourced from China; dark mockup colors may print brighter

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat